Ah the everyday dream...to go home, eat your favourite comfort food, have a nice hot shower...then take a dump on a butt-cleaning toilet? Where is the humanity? The Bio Bidet, available in a variety of colours, cleans your back-end with water at your preferred temperature after you do the deed, then blow dries it for you. It has a heated seat to prevent your tush from getting too cold, an automatic seat to please both ladies and gents and a self-clean system. Oh, and it's power saving! <sigh> At this point I imagine many are actually thinking it's a good idea. But let's face it, with the $900 you would spend on it, you could instead just buy a hose and a hairdryer then spend the remaining $800 on a shed-load of chocolate. Hello? Its a toilet!
In my opinion a much better use of your time is the instalment of the Clapper. This genius device is an extension to your plug socket that a lamp is then plugged into. Once set up, all you need do is walk in a room and clap twice and your room will light up like a Christmas tree. Cool, huh? Just think, no more stumbling home at night and fumbling for the light switch. Clap twice and job done. Unfortunately the Clapper only functions with lamps and the like, with a rather more complicated system needed for main lights. Just think though, if things like this are becoming available at decent prices ($30 btw), then a whole world is also beginning to open up around automatic systems. Next it could be your transport, cooking, cleaning; your whole life could be in the midst of a wholly automatic and well-run assortment of technology.
If you're going to be lazy, the introduction of automated tech is the way to do it!
If you're going to be lazy, the introduction of automated tech is the way to do it!